Inceptibate

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inceptibate (v.)- An “Inception” type of masturbation. The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.

"That douche is so full of himself, he probably inceptibates twice a day, and three times on Sunday."

Inceptibate by sweendawg58 August 7, 2012

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investibate

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).

"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."

investibate by cantstopwontstoppp April 16, 2009

Related Words

Inceptibate • Inceptinate • incestigate • incentivate • Inceptabation • Inceptionated • incestimate • incestimated • investibate • Inception texting

Incestigate

When a sibling detective squad hooks up with each other during or after an investigation.

After solving the Mystery of the mysterious mystery, The Hardy Boys went back to their place to Incestigate. All Night Long.

Incestigate by androoxc November 2, 2009

Inceptabation

1) noun - The male's role in conception.
2) noun - Performing unspeakable acts in another's dream.
3) noun - Getting a hard on from the idea of Inception.

"-Oh man...... I totally inceptabated my wife last night.... I hope it's a boy...
-Inceptabated?
-Yeah, you know, 'Inceptabation,' the guy's part of getting a girl prego."

"-I was having this completely normal dream last night, and then Elliott came along and inceptabated it!"

"-What if you get a hard on from getting a hard on at the idea of performing unspeakable acts in another's dream?
...INCEPTABATIONCEPTION"

Inceptabation by Wild Wilder October 26, 2011

incentivate

To motivate, same as incentivize, but it sounds better.

We're going to incentivate the employees with cash rewards, raises, promotions and holidays.

incentivate by Dipshito May 7, 2007

incestigate

The act of passionately searching for phat loots for the game World of Warcraft.

What drops in that instance? I shall incestigate for the drops!

incestigate by MainTankRespectIt February 10, 2007

incestimate

Any evaluation of a number by a company of its own data in its own best interest.

Twitter incestimated in a filing on Monday that false or spam accounts represented fewer than 5% of it's monetizable daily active users - Reuters.com

incestimate by rev matt May 13, 2022

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026