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jack-in-the-socks 

v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.
Cleanups are a breeze when you use jack-in-the-socks!

socks in the glove box 

A term for men that stuff their pants.
Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.
socks in the glove box by lmaiga October 1, 2011

Lock-in-the-sock 

Lock-in-the-sock is what happens to ex mafia now snitches not sayin names but you whitey bulger
"Bro u hear what happened to whitey bulger?" Yea man he snitched and got the old lock-in-the-sock it's crazy these days

Keep it in the sock 

Sock referring to your male friends ass. Keep it( your dick) in the sock (his ass) rather than a dirty fat slob if a female that he would otherwise have sex with. Also see helping a nigga out.
Bye dan

Bye guys keep it in the sock and think about me
Keep it in the sock by Gijoee4 October 29, 2017

String in the sock 

A minor flaw that makes a big deal to people interested in the topic.
Person A: Prices for movies are raising again.
Person B: Doesn't seem like a problem.
Person A: Doesn't seem like one?

That's a string in the sock! Now even less people can go now!

Egg in the Sock 

Meaning something that is annoying you or hindering you from a goal
Man, passing APUSH is such an egg in the sock
Egg in the Sock by FreiaFAn May 8, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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