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kick in the nuts 

it not a joke you may need to call life alert
i just got a kick in the nuts and I have fallen and cant get up
kick in the nuts by matt sheppardd November 2, 2018

kick in the nuts 

Something a girl does to a boy to either get her way or take revenge for a previous discrepancy. Despite the term "kick" included in the phrase, it can be used to describe any method in which a girl uses her legs to gain a physical advantage over a boy, limited to attacking his nuts. She may use her knee or thigh to overpower her male opponent. Also deployed by males to males, but everyone knows it hurts more when a girl administers it.
1(To get her way): I wouldn't let Amy do it her way, but my tune changed when she kicked me in the nuts under the table.
2(To take revenge): He never made fun of Amy again, after she kneed him in the nuts.
kick in the nuts by Regginald August 11, 2005

Kicked in the nuts 

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.
(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!

kick in the nuts 

it hurts, you fall down and cant get up
lads fear a kick in the nuts from their girlfriends
kick in the nuts by mikey June 20, 2003

kick in the nuts 

When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.
If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.
kick in the nuts by Brett May 6, 2003

poked in the nuts 

A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.
Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.
poked in the nuts by Sambosa June 24, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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