One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.
(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!
by martimer/marv June 01, 2005
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Something a girl does to a boy to either get her way or take revenge for a previous discrepancy. Despite the term "kick" included in the phrase, it can be used to describe any method in which a girl uses her legs to gain a physical advantage over a boy, limited to attacking his nuts. She may use her knee or thigh to overpower her male opponent. Also deployed by males to males, but everyone knows it hurts more when a girl administers it.
1(To get her way): I wouldn't let Amy do it her way, but my tune changed when she kicked me in the nuts under the table.
2(To take revenge): He never made fun of Amy again, after she kneed him in the nuts.
by Regginald July 20, 2005
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When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.
If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.
by Brett May 06, 2003
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Some of the physical symptoms of a kick in the "nuts":
Such an extreme agonising unique pain that you can not move or speak. Trouble breathing, horrible feeling all through the body, pain spreads up too, sickness, weakness, almost throw up feeling, etc.

Some facts about testicle trauma:
-It may cause the victim to throw up.
-It may cause the victim to passout.
-Scar tissue.
-Hernia, intestines will get in the scrotum.
-It may cause “testicular torsion”, by initiating a muscle spasm; this is rare but is a medical emergency, testicular torsion may not happen immediately after the trauma.
-Testicles move freely and are slippery to avoid trauma, but if the trauma sustained by the testicle is hard enough (50Kg), the testicle will POP(rupture), and then probably must be removed. This is rare, and usually is associated with sport injuries when not wearing a cup. Even when can be repaired, the resulting inflammation will turn most of the contents into permanent damaged material.
-Even a medium force trauma will cause the destruction of spermatozoa-production cells. It will not cause sterility because those cells are in massive quantities, however those cells do not regenerate, it is permanent damage. And if hit many times or too hard, it may cause infertility, because the sperm count/mobility must be acceptable in order to get a woman pregnant by natural means.
-Will also reduce spermatozoa production as a result of hormonal changes, one of those changes is testosterone reduction.
-Erection problems.
-May damage the epididymis, and that is critical, because sperm must be stored there to gain mobility to be able to swim. Inflammation of the epididymis for life.
-May rupture major blood vessels, and draining the scrotum will be needed. Or microscopic veins inside the testicles, this will permanently destroy cells indirectly.
-In case of very hard trauma, the testicle/s can swell for more than a weak, with resulting excruciating pain and severe damage from prolonged heavy inflammation. The swelling it is similar to mumps, but in the case of mumps it will cause sterility for sure, and the testicles(usually just one) will shrink too, very sad and scary.
-In some cases may cause the antibodies to start attacking the person own sperm.
-It may even cause death as result of PAIN, heart will fail right away or will begin to fail(heart beat will became fast and irregular, usually face and lips very white) until finally stops, this is called “neurogenic shock”, and it is not that rare like people think, most of the times the victim is saved because gets medical attention on time, it will need shocks to the heart using the defibrillator!.
-Among other symptoms, the victim will feel shock/panic/confusion/anger, violated/abused, embarrassment/humiliation; those feelings will be stronger if young; especially if they do not know or never heard about “kicking in the groin”, and most especially and without comparison if done by the opposite sex. If it was an accident will only hurt physically and maybe embarrassment; but if done by a girl you will feel violated, sexually abused, extremely offended, humiliated, etc.
The victim may seem ok, but will try to hide those feelings. It depends on the person and from the situation. This will lead to Post-Traumatic Stress, the worse symptoms may only reveal a year later! People forget about emotional trauma, but it is the worse, and will not go away like the physical suffering. All men that “like” the fetish called “ballbusting”, have some kind of mental or emotional disorder; and the most common cause for that is because it happened to them in the past, they are psychologically very ill, it may change their life’s completely. The emotional trauma of being assaulted in such a private area, or the physical suffering, or the fact that it is a barbaric act, should be more than enough for girls not to do that; but the sad truth is that the only thing that make some(not all for sure) girls think twice before doing that is the permanent physical damage. It is a form of rape, male rape. It’s a hate crime against men. Violence against women is not acceptable at all, especially if the offender is a man; but then extreme(and of sexual nature) violence against men is very accepted and even funny, especially if the offender is a woman, that kind of violence against men is present on movies, commercials, and even in “funny videos” shows. It is not just hitting; the testicles are men pride and the manhood, to be hit in that private area and especially by the opposite sex, men usually feel violated and sexually abused, but they don’t want to show weakness and in fact are not allowed to feel offended by it, they must “take it like a man”.
-Physical violence it is only acceptable if you are trying to defend/escape yourself from someone that is trying to use physical violence on you, and you may only use the necessary violence to ESCAPE harm, escape not to seek revenge. And kicking someone in the groin is only “acceptable” if someone is trying to kill you, or rape you(only EMERGENCIES, only EXTREME cases of self-defense), not because you are pissed off, and most certainly not for fun like it is most of the times, keep it a fantasy(why you girls don’t tell your Dads what you did, I am sure they will be PROUD of you).
-Ironically, if someone is trying to kill you or rape you, probably is expecting that defense from you, and so you will not be able to kick him, or if he is not expecting it you will not be able to hit him in an effective way.
You also have the right to use that defense if you are attacked by a STRANGER, and NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND, you never know his intentions. But you have no right to use that defense if you are attacked by a stranger or not, in a place where are other people around, like in school, or at home with your family, or in a bar, etc. If you do that in other situations, then you are 10 times worse than the guy you kicked.
-This is becoming too popular, specially in schools(sometimes they even get organized), girls get sexually aroused by that! Girls find it sexy, hot, erotic, to kick or to see a man suffering from a kick. The pain alone, thee fact that someone is capable of doing that, is enough for the minimal punishment in schools to be expulsion, less than expulsion is nothing and ridiculous. Women look sweet, but…….they are very mean and cruel by nature, they just try to hide it, it is very sad. Lucky for women men are not very vindictive like women are, and men are not very aggressive towards women like women are towards men, in fact men are very protective towards women. Men do not even hit back after getting kicked in the privates. Men like to see and touch women sexual organs, they do not like to hurt them or to see it happen to women. Women are so much sensitive about their sexual organs and sexuality, but then do that to men and laugh! Laughing at someone that is hit there, will only increase the suffering, and will show that you are very mean and cruel, at least try to keep it to yourself. And women claim they are more sensible than men and non violent, yeah right. If you still think is funny, then you don’t deserve to be loved by any man, and don’t deserve a family.
-And nothing happens to those sex offenders because they are women, just one of many double standards and laws that always treat men worse!
It is something very serious AND very common. That is why it should be recognised as a public health(physical and mental) issue, and therefore should be strong laws to fight that epidemic serious phenomenon.
It is not recognised yet, so I think that if a boy is kicked in the balls he should beat up the girl(a kick in the balls is much worse in many ways), that way the girl will not do it again, and the other girls will be scared too, it is the only way to stop them!

“women justice” is sick, how about if it was the other way around?!!!!!!!
Girls answers regarding this issue are always disgusting!
Girls justification to give a kick in the nuts:
The expression "he deserved it", because "he was being a jerk" is very commonly used to justify it. Girls that use that expression must then be ready for the same rules to apply to themselves. You never know when someone is going to think(in his mind) that a girl "deserve it", and the "it" can be can be all sort of terrible punishments!!!
by MiniBoi January 12, 2007
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a good way for a girl to start a deadly lifelong blood feud.
she tried to set me up for failure, and when that didn't work, she kicked me in the nuts, so that's why I cut all her hair off, your honor.

by see you on the field April 12, 2005
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