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In Shining Armor 

The most useless perk in Fallout New Vegas, added by the Dead Money DLC. Available at Level 2, for some reason, and requires 20 Repair, and 70 Science skill points. All because of one programming error, it has become the most infamous perk ever to exist since Here and Now. Even if you use unofficial bug fixes, it's still useless.
Person1: Oh boy! I levelled up! Should i take In Shining Armor? It sounds cool, since i wear Metal Armor!
Person2: Dude, don't take that one. Don't waste your perk point on this one.
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Knight in Shining Armor 

A man that helps out a woman when she is in distress. A chivalrous male that protects women if necessary.
A man that protects his lady friend from a bad dude.
Conversation:
Woman: My bag was stolen!
Knight in Shining Armor: Let me chase him down for you!
Woman: Thanks, you're like my knight in shining armor!

White in Shining Armor 

White liberals who act as though they are doing a service protecting minorities, whilst only being annoying dumb asses. Also known as a white apologetic/ white savior.
Black dude trying to go to work: "What the fuck are you doing?"
16 year old white girl who is laying down in the street blocking traffic: "Um! I am standing up for your rights and demanding change!"
Black dude trying to go to work: "I don't need a White in Shining Armor, can you get the fuck out of the way I'm going to be late!"
16 year old white girl brushing off her knees: "Ugh! Well we don't claim you! I'm so gonna tweet about this!"
White in Shining Armor by Jdeezy22 September 2, 2020

knight in shining armor 

When your little knight is wearing protection.
Want to see my knight in shining armor or would prefere him fighting without protection?

Knight In Shining Armor 

When the male partner knights the female with his penis by tapping both shoulders and then EXPLODING on her face, creating a jizzy helmet.
"Bitch was trippin' so Sir Joseph had to give that bitch the good ol' Knight In Shining Armor. Dub nigga."

Dame in Shining Armor 

Female version of Knight in Shining Armor. A Dame is the female equivalent of a Knight in the order of knighthood.

A Dame in Shining Armor is a kind and brave woman who helps a man in trouble.
Where is my Dame in Shining Armor that will sweep me off my feet?

Night in shining armor 

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom
Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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