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Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands 

Bracelets that you snap and perfrom sexual actions.
Black= hardcore
Sliver=fisting
Red=lapdance
Blue=blow job
Clear= what ever you want
Yellow= hug
Orange=kiss
White=flash you tits
Glow in the drak= use sex toys
Brown= toss my salad
Green=cunnlingus
Pink=flash
He snapped my blue braclet and i gave him a blow job.

kissed me in australia 

A girl was eaten out. Australia=down under, kisses down under, associated with oral sex on a female. Can easily changr tense, "kisses in australia", "kissed in australia", ect.
"Yeah, he kissed me in australia last night!"
"WHAT? you went to australia?"
"Wh- no, I mean, down under, he, kissed me down under..."
"Oooo..."
"You are such an idiot."

11/11/11 in Australia 

( Also known as remembrance day) The 11th hour of the 11th day during the 11th month is a day where you have a minute of silence in Australia. Remembrance Day in Australia is dedicated to Australians who died as a result of war, particularly from World War I onward. A minute of silence is dedicated to the deceased, especially for soldiers who died fighting to protect the nation.
You don't use this in a sentence instead, you would say 'Lest we Forget' As a reference to this day. (This does not just happen in Australia, Other countries as well,)
Today is the 11/11/11 in Australia, Lest we Forget for our fellow Australians. (Best I can think of lmao.

Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands 

These bracelets have been around for years, from when I was a kid.. I have an 8 year old friend now who loves them to death.. She wants a whole lot up her arm.. I only wear purple and black, because they are my fav colours.
I know Black means Fucking, but Purple.. I have no idea.. No one is going to break mine, and if they do, they can go buy me more!!

Twelve o'clock in Australia 

I never need to check the time when I see your mom because it's always twelve o'clock in Australia.

Snorkeling in Australia 

See snorkeling, except this is performed from the backside of the said male resembling how an Australian toilet flushes in reverse.. The male tucks both his balls and shaft underneath and essentially covering his taint so that they appear right beside the butt hole. The other participant places the balls over their eyelids and begins to suck on the dick while their nose rests in the ass of the male resembling a snorkel.
Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?

Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?

Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!