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1. The usual idiotic misspelling of the word input.

“Thank you so much for your imput.”
“My what?”

2. Unable to put an object somewhere (due to the incorrect prefix of “im-“).
“Madi desired to move the couch into the other room, but the tight space of the walls and low intelligence level prevented her from doing so. Therefore, the couch went into a state of imput on her.”
imput by HK_Elite January 12, 2010
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Hannah the correct spelling is i-n-p-u-t.
HBZ-"thanks for your imput"
imput by elusiveaspo November 9, 2009

The Third Imput 

Bruce DeGay Loves the Third Imput Sailor!
The Third Imput by Your Mom' s Twat September 13, 2022

qualified impunity

When the police take qualified immunity MANY steps to far in the oppression and murder of black citizens.
Derek Chavin is the embodiment of actions made under the racist oppressive ethos of qualified impunity.
qualified impunity by mshaler June 23, 2020
Imouto (ee-mo-oo-toh) is the Japanese Romaji for 'little sister.'

When referring to ones own family, or someone who is not unlike family, such as a lifelong or childhood friend, it can just be said as imouto. However, when referring to another family, you should always add a suffix on the end, such as imouto-san, unless given consent otherwise.
Imouto-chan! Are you coming?

or

Tsuki threw down her brush in a fit of annnoyance and sat down on the mat, legs and arms crossed. "Onii-chan! Why do we have to do this," she whined. "Can't they do anything on their own?"
Katsumoto walked over to his younger sister and sat beside her on the mat. "Imouto, it's not whether they can or not, it's whether you can. You'll never learn anything without practice!"
"But I don't wanna learn anything," she lamented, staring at the brush and parchment as if it were snakes. "I'm going to be the next Empress! Remember?"
Katsumoto chuckled to himself and placed a hand on her head. "Yes, I am sure you will. But remember, one who is illiterate cannot ascend the throne. You must be both wise and intelligent to take such a high position!"

Imouto by Nasaka Kurotoyo February 24, 2009

Flick of impotence 

The act of flicking one's erect penis consequently resulting in total flaccidity (loss of erection)
Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"

*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*

Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."

Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"
Flick of impotence by gigi paks December 22, 2010

Team Impulse

Group of people that never lose clan wars.
Team Kamikaze: Yo let's clan war Team Impulse.
Also Team Kamikaze: Nah we're gonna lose for sure it's fucking Team Impulse they dont lose clan wars.
Team Impulse by Frxstyyy July 22, 2020
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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