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1. The usual idiotic misspelling of the word input.

“Thank you so much for your imput.”
“My what?”

2. Unable to put an object somewhere (due to the incorrect prefix of “im-“).
“Madi desired to move the couch into the other room, but the tight space of the walls and low intelligence level prevented her from doing so. Therefore, the couch went into a state of imput on her.”
imput by HK_Elite January 12, 2010
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Hannah the correct spelling is i-n-p-u-t.
HBZ-"thanks for your imput"
imput by elusiveaspo November 9, 2009

The Third Imput 

Anal Sex.
Bruce DeGay Loves the Third Imput Sailor!
The Third Imput by Your Mom' s Twat September 13, 2022

qualified impunity

When the police take qualified immunity MANY steps to far in the oppression and murder of black citizens.
Derek Chavin is the embodiment of actions made under the racist oppressive ethos of qualified impunity.
qualified impunity by mshaler June 23, 2020
Imouto (ee-mo-oo-toh) is the Japanese Romaji for 'little sister.'

When referring to ones own family, or someone who is not unlike family, such as a lifelong or childhood friend, it can just be said as imouto. However, when referring to another family, you should always add a suffix on the end, such as imouto-san, unless given consent otherwise.
Imouto-chan! Are you coming?

or

Tsuki threw down her brush in a fit of annnoyance and sat down on the mat, legs and arms crossed. "Onii-chan! Why do we have to do this," she whined. "Can't they do anything on their own?"
Katsumoto walked over to his younger sister and sat beside her on the mat. "Imouto, it's not whether they can or not, it's whether you can. You'll never learn anything without practice!"
"But I don't wanna learn anything," she lamented, staring at the brush and parchment as if it were snakes. "I'm going to be the next Empress! Remember?"
Katsumoto chuckled to himself and placed a hand on her head. "Yes, I am sure you will. But remember, one who is illiterate cannot ascend the throne. You must be both wise and intelligent to take such a high position!"

Imouto by Nasaka Kurotoyo February 24, 2009

Flick of impotence 

The act of flicking one's erect penis consequently resulting in total flaccidity (loss of erection)
Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"

*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*

Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."

Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"
Flick of impotence by gigi paks December 22, 2010

Team Impulse

Group of people that never lose clan wars.
Team Kamikaze: Yo let's clan war Team Impulse.
Also Team Kamikaze: Nah we're gonna lose for sure it's fucking Team Impulse they dont lose clan wars.
Team Impulse by Frxstyyy July 22, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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