Imponology 

The science of manipulating your authority figures (especially teachers) into giving you more credit than you deserve on an assignment or project.

A perfect example of the science of Imponology is telling a teacher your printer is broken and asking him/her if you can email it to him/her. Instead of emailing the actual document, you email a corrupted version of said document and blame the corruption on technology, an excuse most non-tech-savvy teachers will readily accept. In effect, this ruse grants an additional day in order to complete said assignment.

Imponology by ccheek21 December 17, 2011

ipodology 

The belief that you've downloaded the perfect song array to your ipod and it is now the center of the universe.

I think I've achieved Ipodology. If I push play and I haven't plugged in my headphones does it still make a noise ? Ohhhhhmmmmmm.

ipodology by gimbo June 6, 2007

IRONOLOGY 

BEING VERSED IN THE STUDY OF IRON AS IT PERTAINS TO LIFTING OF PIG IRON WEIGHTS, AND WEIGHTLIFTING IN GENERAL. EXPERTS IN THIS FIELD ARE CONSIDERED “IRONOLOGIST” BOTH TERMINOLOGIES, COINED BY CT FLETCHER, THE COMPTON SUPERMAN. EST. 2013

“I am a ironologist, versed in the field of ironology”

IRONOLOGY by C.T. FLETCHER July 14, 2022

immunology 

basically the study of the immune system and how it works

"yo I heard that John got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
"yeah and he's now interested in immunology, how strange"

immunology by Jan'ok November 16, 2022

Immunology 

A scientific field and the base international unit of boredom. Abr.: "imu"

"He was looking out of the window for 3 hours straight!"
"Wow! That is almost 1 immunology!"

"How was the movie?"
"Excruciatingly boring... I'd give it like a 0.87 immunologies"

Immunology by mAfE2 December 13, 2023