ipodology

The belief that you've downloaded the perfect song array to your ipod and it is now the center of the universe.

I think I've achieved Ipodology. If I push play and I haven't plugged in my headphones does it still make a noise ? Ohhhhhmmmmmm.

by gimbo June 6, 2007

iPology

Feeling like you need to apologize for some lame song on your iPod that means something to you but others ridicule.

I make no iPology for listening to Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.

by hobbes1030 March 8, 2009

iPodologist

An expert on iPods.

John was an iPodologist. He knew more about them than merely turning them on and volume control.

by AnotherAlias January 26, 2010

Idology

The idealogy which is based on idols.

People of India have a belief in idology.

by dooling July 1, 2011

Imponology

The science of manipulating your authority figures (especially teachers) into giving you more credit than you deserve on an assignment or project.

A perfect example of the science of Imponology is telling a teacher your printer is broken and asking him/her if you can email it to him/her. Instead of emailing the actual document, you email a corrupted version of said document and blame the corruption on technology, an excuse most non-tech-savvy teachers will readily accept. In effect, this ruse grants an additional day in order to complete said assignment.

by ccheek21 December 17, 2011

iPology

What you do after you mis- or drunk-text somebody.

I had to iPologize to Chris after texting from the bachelors' party last night!

My iPology was accepted following the "night I don't remember!"

by Injeanuity February 21, 2010

iPology

Spontaneous display of remorse following the confiscation of a teenager's e-gadget.

David was never going to see his iPod again unless he offered his mom an iPology for his behavior.

by Suburban Kamikaze December 27, 2010