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Q-I=ONTOLOGY 

COLLECTIVE WRITINGS ART MUSIC AN INVENTIONS, OF LONNIE DARREL HARRIS
Q-I=ONTOLOGY IS A KNOT FOR PROFIT CO. OWNED BUY VETS HELPING VETS INC. LONNIE DARREL HARRIS CEO.
Q-I=ONTOLOGY by XIZENU May 15, 2018
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ipodology 

The belief that you've downloaded the perfect song array to your ipod and it is now the center of the universe.
I think I've achieved Ipodology. If I push play and I haven't plugged in my headphones does it still make a noise ? Ohhhhhmmmmmm.
ipodology by gimbo June 6, 2007

bronology 

the study of all words containing "bro"
He really knows his bronology he even says it in spanish
bronology by tw18 December 9, 2008

ianology 

Unique sales outlook by a Sales Manager called Ian... Especially usefull to try and motivate under qualified utility sales people in the field...
People are people and people buy off people so just be a people and sell your heart out....
ianology by Marc Thiart May 14, 2005

Imponology 

The science of manipulating your authority figures (especially teachers) into giving you more credit than you deserve on an assignment or project.
A perfect example of the science of Imponology is telling a teacher your printer is broken and asking him/her if you can email it to him/her. Instead of emailing the actual document, you email a corrupted version of said document and blame the corruption on technology, an excuse most non-tech-savvy teachers will readily accept. In effect, this ruse grants an additional day in order to complete said assignment.
Imponology by ccheek21 December 17, 2011

Eronology 

that was one hell of an eronology lesson last night
Eronology by Gold team March 29, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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