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Imbisilic 

That one person in every friend group that is a absolute dumbass 🤦🏾 ♂️
Dumbass : Bro explain to me how PlayStation is better then Xbox

Me: Okay, let me explain it in a way even a imbisilic like you can understand
Imbisilic by Lowkeyyute July 26, 2022
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imbibification 

A fancy name for the process of getting righteously (and discretely)plastered. Frequently used by those with inflated perceptions of themselves.
Did you see them pull ...(name of mindless celebrity, pompous senator, or sanctimonius pundit HERE) out of the Tidal Basin. He and his "friend" were definitely in an advanced state of imbibification.
imbibification by flyingdog January 22, 2008
im·be·cil·ic (mb-slk)
1. Stupid; silly.
2. Well below par in mental acumen.
You Are Acting Imbecilic
imbecilic by NuroMusic November 4, 2013

Imbecilicus Argumenticus

An absolutely idiotic, half-baked, utterly stupid and often hypocritical argument that makes you look like a meathead.
"I think the death penalty is good, even if it does kill innocent people now and again. I think anyone who kills an innocent person is a murderer and deserves the death penalty."

It doesn't get any more imbecilicus argumenticus than that.

imbecilicide 

to kill a human who is so stupid that average people can not stand it!
I'm going to commit imbecilicide if you don't figure out what you're doing and get out of my way!
imbecilicide by Zanne5454 January 30, 2012
Born an idiot. Nature not nurture is the reason for being a idiot.
That poor imbicili never had a choice to be smart.

You can't rewire imbicili, it just is.
imbicili by mcdede December 30, 2013
The rampant spread of imbeciles and their senseless thoughts and actions on the earth
Imbicilia has run rampant leaving the morons in charge of things.
Imbicilia by Wizkaleifer September 27, 2015
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