spotted bib

Unsuccessful farmer's blow. It fails to clear the shirt sleeve, or any other body part.

I didn't have enough wind behind that farmer's blow and now I have a spotted bib.

by mcdede May 19, 2014

propjack

Celebrating an achievement in a manner that is disproportionate to the deed. Excessive self-congratulations that is most often seen in sporting events, but occurs everywhere.

Her fist pump through the windshield after making every green light on the way to the movie was propjack karma.

The bicep show after his team got their only first down of the first half was pure propjack.

by mcdede December 29, 2013

wartist

aspiring artist working as a waiter/waitress

The service is terrible. The staff is wartist central.

by mcdede July 17, 2008

imbicili

Born an idiot. Nature not nurture is the reason for being a idiot.

That poor imbicili never had a choice to be smart.

You can't rewire imbicili, it just is.

by mcdede December 31, 2013

crazed-yogi

Meditation hypocrite. Meditates daily but is often rabid.

Think about what a complete psycho he would be if he didn't meditate. At least his crazed-yogi ass is calm for ten minutes a day.

by mcdede January 18, 2021

bureaucratic void

shredder catcher

Bill: How are you going to get rid of the evidence?

Stanislaw: Right over here. The bureaucratic void.

by mcdede July 17, 2008

tomb tongue

Tongue feels as dry as a mummy.

I need to soak my tomb tongue in a gelatinous mix for an hour.

by mcdede February 26, 2014