Definitions by mcdede

crazed-yogi

Meditation hypocrite. Meditates daily but is often rabid.

Think about what a complete psycho he would be if he didn't meditate. At least his crazed-yogi ass is calm for ten minutes a day.

crazed-yogi by mcdede January 17, 2021

spotted bib 

Unsuccessful farmer's blow. It fails to clear the shirt sleeve, or any other body part.

I didn't have enough wind behind that farmer's blow and now I have a spotted bib.

spotted bib by mcdede May 18, 2014

tomb tongue 

Tongue feels as dry as a mummy.

I need to soak my tomb tongue in a gelatinous mix for an hour.

tomb tongue by mcdede March 5, 2014

imbicili

Born an idiot. Nature not nurture is the reason for being a idiot.

That poor imbicili never had a choice to be smart.

You can't rewire imbicili, it just is.

imbicili by mcdede December 30, 2013

propjack 

Celebrating an achievement in a manner that is disproportionate to the deed. Excessive self-congratulations that is most often seen in sporting events, but occurs everywhere.

Her fist pump through the windshield after making every green light on the way to the movie was propjack karma.

The bicep show after his team got their only first down of the first half was pure propjack.

propjack by mcdede December 29, 2013

bureaucratic void 

shredder catcher

Bill: How are you going to get rid of the evidence?

Stanislaw: Right over here. The bureaucratic void.

bureaucratic void by mcdede August 11, 2008

wartist 

aspiring artist working as a waiter/waitress

The service is terrible. The staff is wartist central.

wartist by mcdede August 11, 2008