guy 1: ive got swimming class, and its mixed genders.
guy 2: you know how to solve that.
guy 1: but i havnt got any porn.
guy 3: well you could always imagawank
imagyn is a very beautiful girl and obviously has a very uniquename. she’s a great friend and would do anything for you. she’s really funny and has a GREAT taste in shows/ movies. she is just overall a great person :)
A serious disease of the mind in which a person presents with hallucinations of sexual intercourse when in fact said person is a virgin. This is commonly used as a coping mechanism to hide such problems as erectile dysfunction.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.