Illclitorate

The inability to find the clitoris.

He's terrible in the bedroom, completely illclitorate.

by CelticDaddy January 26, 2026

ilcliterate

A lesbian who doesn't know how to eat pussy.

Louise has no idea how to lap a clam.
She is ilcliterate.

by CT Vigilante July 30, 2008

illcliterate

The lack of knowledge of the location of the clitoris.
Also related to lack of sexual experience.

Hey man, are you illcliterate??

I couldn't believe my date last night was illcliterate! It really did ruin the mood.

by Libbs December 9, 2008

iclitorate

When a guy doesnt know where the clit is.

My mate fucked that babe the other night, she told me this morning that he had no idea. She said "He's iclitorate."

by Kurt G April 10, 2008

ill-clitorate

- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.

"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."

by droit84 January 31, 2007

illcliterate

ignorant in the ways of pleasing women sexually

Cynthia Nixon said she chose to be gay because too many men are illcliterate.

by Extremely Cliterate March 4, 2012

illcliterate

An adjective to describe someone who cannot sexually please a woman. A play on the word "illiterate".

"Yeah, we went out for a while, but he was totally illcliterate."

by Ericatheprincess September 15, 2014