Illclitorate
Illclitorate by CelticDaddy January 26, 2026
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ilcliterate
ilcliterate by CT Vigilante July 30, 2008
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illcliterate
Hey man, are you illcliterate??
I couldn't believe my date last night was illcliterate! It really did ruin the mood.
I couldn't believe my date last night was illcliterate! It really did ruin the mood.
illcliterate by Libbs December 9, 2008
iclitorate
My mate fucked that babe the other night, she told me this morning that he had no idea. She said "He's iclitorate."
iclitorate by Kurt G April 10, 2008
ill-clitorate
- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.
"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."
ill-clitorate by droit84 January 31, 2007
illcliterate
illcliterate by Extremely Cliterate March 4, 2012
illcliterate
An adjective to describe someone who cannot sexually please a woman. A play on the word "illiterate".
illcliterate by Ericatheprincess September 15, 2014
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