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Ilanmydick 

When a male (preferably names Ilan) sits on a small tiny dick of a female. The male is the one who groans and then realizes that he is a female and his partner is in fact a bi sexual transgender half women.
“Yo yo I had the best dream about an ilanmydick last night”
“Damn lucky”
Ilanmydick by Gay Owen lover 69 April 24, 2019
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imaney walker 

A very athletic girl. loves basketball and doesnt care to date.
Imaney walker is the best at basketball
imaney walker by anna7634 May 13, 2018
Ilaniya means beautiful wonderful amazing person all ilaniya’s are kind, sweet, loving ppl there confident and wildly MEAN so if u ever meet a ilaniya be very nice and keep her in ur life bc she’ll be the BEST bff u ever had also she’s HELLA funny
Person 1: WOW is that ilaniya

Person 2: YEA I heard she’s the nicest and funniest person in the world

Person 1: yea I better go talk to her
ilaniya by Playboicartisslvt December 17, 2021
Someone who is silly and loves to joke around but in the inside so soft, Ilany is a loving affectionate person that you wouldn’t be able to forget . Although she has her rough patches she always avoids them with her silliness. She is the kind of person that would be there for you in every step of your life and would always give her shoulder to cry on .
Girl1: You know ilany? She is so funny
Girl2: Yeah she is my best friend

Girl1: Lucky !
ilany by Munchy Cookies 12 March 15, 2020
Someone that can be really nice,funny and cheerful but can get but hurt easyily
ilany by Atitimtaesy January 27, 2018
A ilany is a person who is cares a lot about her friends she doesnt have much but the ones she have, she cares and supportes them she is an amazing athletic friend and is also very funny ones you get to know one you will always want to be with her for her great personality.
WOW Ilany is so amazing
ilany by Estrella1927 October 14, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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