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Ijoe Mak 

First of all lengzai
Second = yaoyeng
Then, it's me
That guy is so great we should he reminds me of Ijoe Mak
Ijoe Mak by Joerno November 22, 2021
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A group of clips taken from the G.I.Joe end messages, and edited to be hillarious.
"Last one on the ice is a penis pump! Holy crap im going <b>so</b> fast... <b>AHH FUCK</b>

and

"Pork chop samwhiches... holy crap, get the fuck outta here you retards, get the hell out fuck!"

Also who could forget

Boy1: "What that hells that on the road?"
Boy2: "I dunno, lets launch over it."
*car pulls up and black man gets out*
Blackie: "Bodymassage"
Boy1: "What did he say to us?"
*blackie removes the broken electrical cable from the road*
Blackie: "im a body massage machiene"
G.I.Joe by Skythra December 15, 2003

G.I Joe Biden 

Man, I have to go to G.I Joe Biden
G.I Joe Biden by Chitlins June 4, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026