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Really nerdy guy who is burnt but doesn't go outside
Yo, so you see that guy over there? He looks like an Ijeck
Ijeck by toe zuker March 4, 2019
Words you can keep
When your e-communication efforts (text/emails/status updates) are thwarted by the auto correct feature on the iPhone, distorting your intended meaning.
person one writing on friends wall: don't forget we have to be at inventory at 7. would you like a ride?

Friend: yeah, thanks for offering. Thanks for the reminder, too. My member doesn't work so well these days. Old Age!

Person one: there's a pill for that:

Friend: Oh damn, my post was iJacked.

Husband: Babe i don't feel like cooking tonight can you bring home some human beef from golden china.

Wife: ewwww

Husband: oh no! HUNAN...i've been iJacked
iJacked by The Amalamps February 23, 2011
Related Words
Ijeck iJack iJacking Izeck idecker ijacket Ijecer ijekuje iJerk iNeck
Izeck is a affectionate and funny kind of guy.Loves video games and is very sweet.You'll be lucky to find an izeck..
Aww hes such an izeck!
Izeck by APErsonWhosCool December 9, 2010
To iJack is to share earphones with a fellow friend, deciding that you don't like that particular song or have come to believe that you've heard better songs in your time and change the song without the permission of the owner or to walk past a friend that is listening to an ipod, and take it from their hand.
Person A: *listening to iPod*
Person B: *takes iPod*
Person A: Bro, that was poker face
Person B: *listening to iPod*- shouts "iJacked!"
iJack by Angelina Brolie-Hamish:) January 27, 2010

iPecking 

The act of using your nose in a pecking motion, akin to a bird, to interact with an iPhone while wearing gloves or when otherwise lacking the use of fingers or conductive instruments.
She was in the middle of felting with large wet gloves so she began iPecking an SMS on her iPhone to her friend.
iPecking by T.bias December 1, 2011

idek Apple iDeck 

A phrase made by Zek Sanchez#3502 which is just a fun way to say "idek" or "I don't even know."
Pronounced as "eye deck Apple eye deck."
Random person: Uhh… What's the approximate size of the universe?
Zek: Bruhv idek Apple iDeck
idek Apple iDeck by Zek Sanchez June 20, 2020
A cover for an ipod that can be found in a variation of colours and designs.
I bought myself a new ijacket yesterday.
ijacket by Adam Belton March 8, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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