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A fucking twat who thinks he is a fish, but clearly isn't. He just sits on Twitter all day trying to be cool and going on about how 'chicks dig him' but really he loves cock. She/he has some problem with the boyband One Direction and starts on them and the One Direction family (who I must say, bloody rule) But members of One Direction such as the sexy Louis Tomlinson own iJever and his 12 year old ass. He also thinks he looks like Justin Bieber but really looks like someone has been sick and made a face out of their vomit.
iJever- "Omg i'm so amazing. Omg Ima fish!"
Everyone else- "No."
iJever by ijeverthedick April 20, 2011

Icecerocificuous Trancywhine 

The full name of 'ice', most commonly used by grandparents due to their immense lack of appreciation for the utilisation of abbreviations.
'Boy, could you please pass me some Icecerocificuous Trancywhine with that plate of chimichangas? I need it to see if my tongue can still sense sense-able objects. Laughs out loud. (There, more lack of abbreviation)'