Ifat 

Used to describe something that is cool and hip yet effortlesly quirky and sensitive.

"Yoo girrrrl your bag is ifat"

"She gave me an excellence for being brave and i just thought that was ffing ifat"

Ifat by slothgal February 1, 2009

IFat 

When your belly roll is so big that is keeps interfering with the use of your iPad.

Mike kept tripping on his iPad's behavior until he realized that the problem was his iFat kept starting other apps for him

IFat by Mlahonta April 18, 2010

iFatigue 

The endless cycle of Apple products that are released at the pace of a rampaging water buffalo and have little to no practical advancements over the previous versions.

Bob: Did you hear about that new iPhone 5s that is shipping early next year?

Tim: Dude, already? I just bought an iPhone 5...I think I have iFatigue. Would buying a Windows Phone be like, therapy?

iFatigue by DogEars November 12, 2012

ifattylayo 

Ifattylayo is a snake! You may think she is kind but in the inside she is EVIL!! Don’t trust this girl you never know what she is capable of.

Girl 1: That girl is so nice.
Me: NO! Thats Ifattylayo don’t trust her she makes love to the devil.

ifattylayo by thecarelesswhisperer October 15, 2023

Am i fat? 

A trick question possed by woman that is intended to put a man in an akward position given she IS gaining weight. This question is propossed to purposly make the man lie if she is. If she is not, then just say know.

woman: I think im getting a little fat, Am i fat?

man: yeah

woman: >:[

Am i fat? by diego, sweaty December 16, 2008

IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling) 

Just some virtual air traffic controlling people that make people’s planes disappear for being idiots yet make other people happy that those people are controlling.

IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling) just ghosted me please help I did nothing wrong!!!

IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling) by NovemberFourTangoEcho May 16, 2018

iFatwā 

iFatwa is a legal statement in Apple Corp., issued by Steve Jobs or a religious Apple lawyer, on a specific issue.

or

An iFatwā in the Apple faith or Church of Jobs is a religious opinion concerning Apple law issued by an Apple lawyer.

Apple issues an iFatwā on Ellen DeGeneres.

Ellen DeGeneres, as funny and popular as she is, is not immune from the overprotective Apple. Apple’s PR reached out to the talk show host and a day after running a fake iPhone ad mocking the phone’s usability, she issued an apology.
“A lot of people found it funny,” DeGeneres said. “You know who didn’t find it funny? Apple.”

Apple has taken a lot of criticism from tech industry commentators that the company has become overzealous in defending its name. To say the company is extremely overprotective of its brand is an understatement. It’s evidenced by their handling of the Gizmodo incident and Steve Jobs has even suggested that Apple owns the word “pad” through one of his email.

Regardless, DeGeneres got a slap on the wrist and took time out of her Tuesday show to tell Apple how very sorry she was.

“Everybody at Apple, Steve Jobs, Mr. Macintosh, I apologize … I’m sorry,” she said

iFatwā by Skaas May 25, 2010