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IFat
Mike kept tripping on his iPad's behavior until he realized that the problem was his iFat kept starting other apps for him
iFatigue
The endless cycle of Apple products that are released at the pace of a rampaging water buffalo and have little to no practical advancements over the previous versions.
ifattylayo
Ifattylayo is a snake! You may think she is kind but in the inside she is EVIL!! Don’t trust this girl you never know what she is capable of.
ifattylayo by thecarelesswhisperer October 15, 2023
Am i fat?
A trick question possed by woman that is intended to put a man in an akward position given she IS gaining weight. This question is propossed to purposly make the man lie if she is. If she is not, then just say know.
Am i fat? by diego, sweaty December 16, 2008
IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling)
Just some virtual air traffic controlling people that make people’s planes disappear for being idiots yet make other people happy that those people are controlling.
IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling) by NovemberFourTangoEcho May 16, 2018
iFatwā
iFatwa is a legal statement in Apple Corp., issued by Steve Jobs or a religious Apple lawyer, on a specific issue.
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An iFatwā in the Apple faith or Church of Jobs is a religious opinion concerning Apple law issued by an Apple lawyer.
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An iFatwā in the Apple faith or Church of Jobs is a religious opinion concerning Apple law issued by an Apple lawyer.
Apple issues an iFatwā on Ellen DeGeneres.
Ellen DeGeneres, as funny and popular as she is, is not immune from the overprotective Apple. Apple’s PR reached out to the talk show host and a day after running a fake iPhone ad mocking the phone’s usability, she issued an apology.
“A lot of people found it funny,” DeGeneres said. “You know who didn’t find it funny? Apple.”
Apple has taken a lot of criticism from tech industry commentators that the company has become overzealous in defending its name. To say the company is extremely overprotective of its brand is an understatement. It’s evidenced by their handling of the Gizmodo incident and Steve Jobs has even suggested that Apple owns the word “pad” through one of his email.
Regardless, DeGeneres got a slap on the wrist and took time out of her Tuesday show to tell Apple how very sorry she was.
“Everybody at Apple, Steve Jobs, Mr. Macintosh, I apologize … I’m sorry,” she said
Ellen DeGeneres, as funny and popular as she is, is not immune from the overprotective Apple. Apple’s PR reached out to the talk show host and a day after running a fake iPhone ad mocking the phone’s usability, she issued an apology.
“A lot of people found it funny,” DeGeneres said. “You know who didn’t find it funny? Apple.”
Apple has taken a lot of criticism from tech industry commentators that the company has become overzealous in defending its name. To say the company is extremely overprotective of its brand is an understatement. It’s evidenced by their handling of the Gizmodo incident and Steve Jobs has even suggested that Apple owns the word “pad” through one of his email.
Regardless, DeGeneres got a slap on the wrist and took time out of her Tuesday show to tell Apple how very sorry she was.
“Everybody at Apple, Steve Jobs, Mr. Macintosh, I apologize … I’m sorry,” she said
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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