Person A: Who's that over there boning that girl to death whilst proving string theory's existence?
Person B: You don't know who he is?
Person A: No.
Person B: He's Ieuan!
Person A: Wow! I'm jealous!
Some hot sexy stuff that you cant wait to jump on. He is groovy and his hips can move around your body smoothly. His fingers weave through your body. He can merge his body into yours, his mouth joining with yours.
Girlie: Oh ieuan
Ieuan: oh my you are good!
girlie: how are you so experienced?
Ieuan: I do this every day