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A ruggedly handsome guy with a penis ranging from 9 to 10 inches. He has an unusually high IQ of around 180 but his charm is second to none.

This applies to all people named Ieuan.
Person A: Who's that over there boning that girl to death whilst proving string theory's existence?
Person B: You don't know who he is?
Person A: No.
Person B: He's Ieuan!
Person A: Wow! I'm jealous!
Ieuan by Tom-Dick-and-Harry October 21, 2011
A man who's sense of style and rugged good looks are matched only by his overpowering wit and charisma.
"Where's Ieuan?"

"He's over there making out with those two supermodels"

"Wait, aren't they sisters?"

"Yup"

"Whoa... He's like some sort of unstoppable love machine!"

"Tell me about it"
Some hot sexy stuff that you cant wait to jump on. He is groovy and his hips can move around your body smoothly. His fingers weave through your body. He can merge his body into yours, his mouth joining with yours.
Girlie: Oh ieuan
Ieuan: oh my you are good!
girlie: how are you so experienced?
Ieuan: I do this every day
Ieuan by Girlie696969696969 February 9, 2021
The coolest dean in the world
I wish Ieuan was still my tutor
Ieuan by Pete December 6, 2004
Ieuo, Pure perfection flawless.
Ieuo by Ocean G August 26, 2013
His rocket league clips outdo anything ever seen by the human eye. He unrolls his cock like a firehose and ejaculates with a herculean might.
Did you see ieuan?
Who didn't his cock is bigger than his ego!
Ieuan by SirTomJones69 November 10, 2021
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