Icendick 

The Icendick is an average/below average dick that is normally curved to the shape of a fishhook. Women are unnaturally attractive to the otherwise misshapen and quite small cock.

Person 1: Dude i heard you banged Stacy, how’d you do it?

Person 2: Oh you know the ol’ Icendick always hooks em’ in.

Icendick by Kaapo Ohm December 20, 2020

Icedick

When your penis is too cold to jerk.

"last night i went swimming in cold weather, and i got a pretty bad case of icedick"

Icedick by downy September 24, 2003

icedickle 

The state of having an exceptionally cold penis; usually accompanied by extreme pain. Icedickle commonly afflicts distance runners who are overly optimistic about the weather.

John was unprepared for the cold, windy race conditions, which resulted in a raging case of icedickle.

icedickle by J.B. Tyler July 1, 2008

Icedick

Being rejected by a hot guy you want to fuck. Like the cold shoulder but way worse!

Boy why you givin me the icedick, you shouldn’t keep it to yourself.

Icedick by JN$tar April 25, 2024