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ice hockey 

The Damn best sport on this planet.
ice hockey by SlasheR September 27, 2003

ice hockey 

When you are French kissing a partner and hook ice cubes out of their mouth into yours.
Person 1: How's your new girlfriend?
Person 2: Great. We played ice hockey last night.
ice hockey by yapX July 21, 2023

ice hockey 

is the best sport in the world
and teh violence is just an added bonus
netminders rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ice hockey by Zoe March 12, 2004

ice hockey 

What the goddam americans call hockey!
American: hockey whats that? i know of ice hockey. Could you name a surface.
ice hockey by I'm Gr-r-r-reat November 27, 2003

Ice hockey 

Is where a person that could be a man or a woman and they could be any sexuality , they wear big clothes and lots of padding which is good if the girl starts her period, they glide on frozen water with knives on their feet head first towards a small round thing on the frozen water, trying to hit it with a long piece of wood (any type of wood can also work) their aim is to hit this round thing that is on the frozen water and make it fly into a piece of material with holes in it, after the person has made the round thing fly into the material with holes, it is common that people sat in the audience will use their hands to honk a horn that sounds like farting and they will also scream loudly and are most likely to wack the barrier to make lots of vibrations in your ear. this sport is called ice hockey- gen 2k18
I’m playing ice hockey, I just made the round thing fly
I scored a goal in ice hockey and they are honking the farty horn
Ice hockey by Jellybeanlol June 11, 2018

ice hockey 

a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Doug Larson: "Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept."
ice hockey by Goalberg June 19, 2006
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