Akwa Ibom is a village in Africa with very FAT people
If you are from Akwa Ibom you are usually a crybaby and you are usually fat and have a big Pot Belle and a forehead that sticks out of your head like a giraffe's neck.
Akwa Ibom people are stupid and untrustworthy if you happen to meet someone from Akwa Ibom you have made a fat stupid enemy.
people from Akwa Ibom usually have an IQ of 14 or less.AKA JOSEPH
And they often find themselves insulting people and end up wrong
for example:someone from Akwa Ibom says u will fail an english test but at the end of the day you got an A and the Akwa Ibom guy gets D
This will be the end of our world, and the start of the apocalypse. So start getting into those iVaults, store up on some iBeans and listen to your iPods till this is all over. Most of all, have fun :)
one boho chic individual with the sassy savvy ability to spin techy geek into designer boho chic.
a bombshell (typically bohemian and fabulous) with an addictive predisposition towards anything stamped with an apple, and a shiny new screen. iphone.ipad.ipod.macbook. STANDARD.
Look at how chic that bohemian bombshell looks with her ipad and her iphone. now wonder she so hot for a laptop. what an ibombshell.
A very good person . Always stay calm,always help friends never leave friends in bad condition even in extreme conditions. I want to be friends with Ibomacha.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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