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meaning "its what i do"
Jeff: " dood i'm sorta sketched out how you like all my comments bro"
Josh: "Can't help it bro, iwid."
IWID by JRyanHorton November 11, 2010
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Acronym for “It’s What I Do”.

Scenario:
Wife asks husband to do some mundane task, such as taking out the trash. Husband has already taken out the trash. Wife thanks husband. Husband replies, “IWID” either saying each letter individually or sounded out as “eye wid”, mixing it up to further annoy his wife.

#IWID
Wife: Thank you for giving the kids a bath and putting them to bed so I could rest on the couch.

Husband: IWID
IWID by E-Z.E. Longfelloo May 2, 2024
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A woman whose husband leaves her alone frequently or for long periods to engage in a usually specified activity, in this case an iPad. An iWidow differs from a widow only in that her husband is physically present and always takes the good chair, but is otherwise thoroughly absent in every way.

iWidowhood is a condition often characterized by the repeating of husband's with no response, making requests of husband that go completely unacknowledged, and a generally sour and neglected demeanor.

See also iBituary
Jan: Did you hear about Pam's husband?

Mary: I know, it's so tragic. She is too young to be an iWidow.
iWidow by SheNyah June 6, 2011
i wish i didn’t love you= iwidly
#1- ily
#2 I hate you
#1 you know you love me
#2 iwidly💀❣️
iwidly by Kaylyn Ann Houck June 27, 2018
this word is used to describe how you feel about someone you love but wish you didn’t. when you begin to like someone or “fall in love” you tell yourself you wish you didn’t love that person.

I wish i didn’t love you= iwidly
#1- I love you. I want to be with you.

#2- I cant do this. You are not good for me. I will end up hurt. Iwidly but I do❤️
iwidly by Kaylyn Ann Houck June 27, 2018

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