iWidow 

A woman whose husband leaves her alone frequently or for long periods to engage in a usually specified activity, in this case an iPad. An iWidow differs from a widow only in that her husband is physically present and always takes the good chair, but is otherwise thoroughly absent in every way.

iWidowhood is a condition often characterized by the repeating of husband's with no response, making requests of husband that go completely unacknowledged, and a generally sour and neglected demeanor.

See also iBituary

Jan: Did you hear about Pam's husband?

Mary: I know, it's so tragic. She is too young to be an iWidow.

iWidow by SheNyah June 6, 2011

iWindows 

An operating system that combines the usability and speed of Windows with the iWant of iShit users.

So I hear iMicrosoft is releasing iWindows iVista. It's the same as Windows Vista, but costs ten times as much.

iWindows by iMicrosoft Tech Support December 16, 2008