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it exists 

This is what you think when something you see on the internet is so fucked up or so abysmally cancerous that your head will melt into nothingness and force you to pour bleach on your eyes.
Examples:
-A [furry], clopper, and an elephant doing a triple 69 bukkake orgy session.

-The comment section of just about every social media website

"It exists!" *digs eyes out and pours bleach into eye sockets*
it exists by alcid34 October 13, 2018

It exists!? 

It exists!?

An uttering said after one types an apparent inexistant internet site and are surprised to see it does exist.
I'm bored, let's just type a random word in between www and com.

(5 seconds later) It exists!?
It exists!? by Darth Fureon April 8, 2006

Speaking It Into Existence 

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.
Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.

when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness? 

no but really, which one?
physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*

Pics or it doesn't exist 

What someone says when questioning the existence of an awesome beard.
"-Wow William, that's an awesome beard you've got!"
"-Pics or it doesn't exist!"
Pics or it doesn't exist by seski89 January 22, 2013

Pics or it doesn't exist 

In the era of smartphones and showing-off on social media, to believe anything far-fetched, photographic proof is expected. The above phrase simply says that if one doesn't have proof, the claimed thing doesn't exist.
Also see : "Pics or it didn't happen"
A : Hey Bro, I just got a Harry Potter 1st edition book, autographed by J K Rowling herself !!
B : Pics or it doesn't exist

your existence license, hand it over 

a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die
despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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