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The common name for the US Consititution. It used to define our rights and freedoms, but unfortnately was shat on by George W. Bush with the Partriot Act.
Thanks to 9/11, the Consititution doesn't exist anymore.
by alcid34 October 09, 2014

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This is what you think when something you see on the internet is so fucked up or so abysmally cancerous that your head will melt into nothingness and force you to pour bleach on your eyes.
-A furry], clopper], and an elephant doing a triple 69 bukkake orgy session.

-The comment section of just about every social media website

"It exists!" *digs eyes out and pours bleach into eye sockets*
via giphy
by alcid34 October 13, 2018

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