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person one: have you been to the whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety land of whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ed'n't'ful'er'est'ion'ing'elt'ily'ouse'orp'borough?

person two: you what?

ION Services

ION Services is a feared Hacker & Coder & Skilled Doxxer, He comes from the Group Named MeliSec, the group is full of skilled hackers and coders, ION Services Will Show No Sympathy for your mistakes, And also Goes by the name 11Meli. ION Services Has Created Alot of Usefull Software in his time; to list a few, ION Discord Builder (A discord Hacking tool), ION Webhook Nuker (Nukes Webhooks til the Webhook wont send anything more.), ION Token Nuker (Absolutely Trashes Discord Accounts only by inputing the token.). ION Services is currently working on the ION Panel a paid software that will consist of all of his creations in one Software and will be bundled for $5 for a lifetime License. ION Services is a very interesting Developer, If you know him you definitely are lucky.
girl: Who is ION Services?
7Meli: ION Services is top slat and is a skilled hacker infact! Did you know He also goes by 11Meli?
girl: I didn't know that but now i do.
11Meli: Thank you 7Meli for telling her.
7Meli: No problem 11Meli, But lets get MeliSec on the Web
1Meli: That will be a fun Day once it is.

Saturn ION RedLine 

It looks like a 2-door coupe, but it has four doors (2 long forward hinged doors in front, two short rear hinged doors in back, with no pillar between the front and rear doors). It has a rust proof and dent resistant plastic body, it is supercharged and VERY fast (but inexpensive).
If you want an undercover hotrod, get a Saturn ION RedLine without the rear wing. This is the last of the CANNOT rust plastic bodied Saturns, so, if you live in the snow/rust belt, you better buy this one before they're all gone!

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device 

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

smart parts ion 

a shitty marker made by smartparts
many people often believe this is a cheap awesome highend marker and then the go suck on a large penis


many markers are Superior to the ion such as
-smart parts vibe
-tippmann 98 custom
-spyder mr2
-jt tac 5
and many more, think before you buy one
dude: dude i just got an ion!!!
other guy:so, do you like taking in the ass on or off the field?

dude goes to play and gets raped
dude: damn my smart parts ion!



common phrases associated with ion
"save a rock throw an ion"
"ions suck large penis"
"wtf how do you change modes on an ion"
"fuck my ion broke"
etc
smart parts ion by musical keychain December 23, 2008

regi start ion 

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Make an early beginning with regi start ion.