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in school suspension 

Hell. Usually run by assholes such as teachers, staff, principles, etc. Often many poor students end up here for getting into fights and to be honest, suspensions don't help.
Victim: Man, shit is real fucked up right now! I can't believe I am going to In School Suspension for getting beat up!
Bully: HAHAHAHA! Suck my cock bitch!

In School Suspension 

When a student acts like a crazey mouse during school premises, once, twice or thrice, he’d get in school suspension! ISS, where the student has to work in the principal’s room throughout the day. That means they did not get suspended from school, but suspended inside the school. If the principal tells you that you need to stop acting like a zaney coward, you’re in freakey shock!
“One time I was told by my principal and parents to stop acting crazey before being suspended LOL I got in school suspension how zeroish!”

IN SCHOOL BORED TO DEATH☠

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learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.
"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

the most popular girls in school 

A YouTube series including barbies that swear and talk about sex a lot.
The Most Popular Girls in School is my favorite web series ever!

Mackenzie Zales from The Most Popular Girls in School is a part-time model

b kool stay in school 

A term used by wankstas to send a message to today’s youth to stay in school. The reason for the misspelling of "B" and c "kool" is another way of saying stay in school or your going to grow up to be a lossa with no job no education and a couple illegitimate children and a call from the Maury Povich show asking you to take a maturity test to see if you are the father of a 5 and a half year old boy which clearly isn't yours because you don't have the same bone structure but it turns out that "YOU ARE....THE FATHER!" and the next thing you know you get smacked in the head with a metal chair from your one night stand while she screams "YOU ARE MY BABIES DADDY!" and you wonder where the Steve the bodyguard is but then you realize that he’s on the Jerry Springer show.
"yo homie i'm gonna drop outta skool." "No bro B kool stay in school."
b kool stay in school by lauraz June 21, 2006
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