isoft 

come from the words. iPod and Microsoft

=isoft

The isoft is what happens when a power hungry turtle neck (steve jobs) and a bottlecap glasses homophobe (bill gates)

put aside the hate for each other in an attempt to enslave humanity the isoft has one function -seek out inteligent life and consume.

The isoft works in the simple way of being used as tolietpaper-
the user wipes his ass with the durable,non stainable , polyfiber composite.
When contact between saids asshole and the isoft paper is met the isoft releases tine nanobots to invade the users nervous system instaling pointless software such as
windows 7 , java , Microsoft exel , imovie , safari

and many more.
Once the nanobots have finished the programs are booted up and now the individual is under the command of the

mega- billjobz zord.

Man- once those isoft nanobots reach the ass it's all over...

Woman- how do we stop them once there inside?

Man- you tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

isoft by Mr.yum July 1, 2010

isot 

Isot stands for Island in the Sea of Time. It references a novel where an island in relatively recent times is taken from it's time and place, and placed in the distant past, creating an alternate history. The acronym is popular on the alternate history forum.

What if Darth Vader were ISOTed into Anakin just after his nightmares about his mother started?

isot by JunAhrkSonaak November 18, 2017

ITOFTS 

Web acronym for "I'm too old for this shit."

John: How are you feeling today?

Joe: I'm really hungover. ITOFTS!

ITOFTS by Brett Stanaker April 21, 2008

Isotoners 

A outdoor rubber glove, used for gardening and yard work. The brand of gloves OJ couldn't fit on his hands during his murder trial.

Joe: I'm thinking of getting these isotoners to do some yard work

Bob: Good idea, plus if you kill someone and they get wet they'll shrink and you'll be acquitted.

Isotoners by Randyt13 June 22, 2013

Isotope 

Each element has many versions that contain a different number of neutrons in the nucleas. Each different version of the element is called an isotope.

Carbon-13 is and isotope of Carbon

Isotope by PrivateDonut February 10, 2005

IOFT

It's Only F*cking Tuesday

It's a term used to express the feeling of going through a long Monday and realizing there's still a lot of the week left.

"Ugh! IOFT!"
"Ugh! It's only f*cking Tuesday!"

IOFT by IOFT October 16, 2012

ISOTI 

"I’m Smiling On The Inside"

'often spoken with a blank/emotionless face, making this a popular phrase amongst the Emo scene, or used to avoid times of comic confrontation where all humour is lost but a response may still be expected such as escaping the awkward situation where you need to laugh at an uncle's lame joke'

"ISOTI" for any time when things truly arn't worth a "LOL" or "ROFL"

ISOTI by bobrob5k February 18, 2009