ITOFTS

Web acronym for "I'm too old for this shit."

John: How are you feeling today?

Joe: I'm really hungover. ITOFTS!

by Brett Stanaker April 21, 2008

ITHFTS

I'm too high for this shit

what do you want to do? you wanna go to john's? where's your car again? How will we get you?

Yo can you stfu & stop with the questions, ITHFTS

by Jocelyn Iniguez October 3, 2010