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I Hope There's A Future
jake: i have a hidden message
becca: what is it?
jake: can't say!
becca: tell me!
jake: ihtaf
becca: what the f?
IHTAF by little bitch's bitch March 21, 2008
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itafushi 

gay people from jjk who are canon
"-so start by saving me, itadori"
"let's go home"
"itafushi is megumi anf yuji being gay and in love"
itafushi by gojosboobas March 24, 2021
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ihtasham 

The lengest boi in the world he analyzes gyaldem differently. Trust.
Ihtasham is the lengest ting cuz.
Acronym that originated in the 1950's at MIT meaning "I Hate This Fucking Place". Adopted by attendees of numerous schools afterwards; most notably by the three US service academies, where the letters find their way into not only conversation, but a great deal of graffiti-like uses and spirit missions, or both. Most cadets/midshipmen tend to believe their school (West Point, Annapolis, or USAFA) was the one to originate the term.
Firstie: Freshman, what are the five most important letters you'll learn here?
Freshman: Sir, the answer is, IHTFP!
Firstie: Are you allowed to use acronyms freshman ?!??!
Freshman: No sir!
Firstie: That's right. 30 pushups, now!
IHTFP by USAFA guy November 12, 2008

Intst. Irtilybinbsdb. Yaetmatwib. Ihtftyawhbiyah, if. Idwtbygu, aidwtcoac, biflihna. Iasiisuitp, aiastidsmpoyagitfwy. Iri. Aikiwpnhacwyea, bptmwyhoaaoti. 

I need to say this. I realized that i love you because I never been so depressed before. You are everything to me and that's why I blush. I hate the fact that you are with her but if you are happy, its fine. I don't want to break you guys up, and I don't want to come off as crazy, but i feel like I have nothing anymore. I am sorry if I screwed up in the past, and I am sorry that I did so many pranks on you and got into those fights with you. I regret it. And I know I will probably not have a chance with you ever again, but please tell me what your honest opinion about all of this is.
Intst. Irtilybinbsdb. Yaetmatwib. Ihtftyawhbiyah, if. Idwtbygu, aidwtcoac, biflihna. Iasiisuitp, aiastidsmpoyagitfwy. Iri. Aikiwpnhacwyea, bptmwyhoaaoti.
An acronym used by students at what are considered to be high-pressure instutions, including, but not limited to, MIT and the various military academies. Historically, the acronym stands for "I Hate This Fucking Place." However, a large number of backronyms have been applied to the term in recent years, the most notable including "I Have Truly Found Paradise," "I'm Here To Fly Planes," and "Ingeneous Hacks To Fascinate People." A long list of these more recent meanings can be found at www.mit.edu/people/mjbauer/ihtfp.html
IHTFP by ASFalcon13 July 28, 2008
Im High as Fuck. abbreviation for texting.
Mom: whatr u doing
Me: IHAF
Mom: what?
Me: yea
IHAF by ImSmokeyTheBear September 27, 2011
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