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Stands for "I fucking hate this fucker/faggot!" Used to express one's hatred of an AP United States History teacher who rejoices in working his students to death by assigning them a fuckload of stupid, unnecessary homework every single fucking day, despite the fact that his students already have fucktons of homework from other AP classes. Also, IFHTF can be used to express one's hatred of a teacher who repeatedly insults one's intelligence and who never grades assignments on time.

Student: Mr. Marquina, why do you give so much fucking homework? Aren't you just a temporary substitute?
Teacher: (Trollface)

Student: Mr. Smith, why do you assume that I'm a dumbass who doesn't know shit about the Cold War?
Teacher: (Arrogant trollface)

Student: Mr. Cockblocker, why do you give us so much homework but never grade the assignments?
Teacher: (in arrogant surfer accent) I'm busy. My girlfriend ... this ... that ... motorcycle ... fun ... beach ... leisure time ... you know.
Student: (head explodes)

All 3 students: IFHTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IFHTF! by BURNOUT1776 September 7, 2013

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IFHTP

An acronym commonly heard in the Navy for "I Fucking Hate This Place".

Bill - "Go swab the decks!"
Tom - "2 months till I transfer, man IFHTP..."

IFHTP by Dcfoste March 3, 2011

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ifht

Short way to say "I fucking hate this"

"Ifht, she cheated on me"

ifht by leahxo April 14, 2009

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IFHTW

I fucking hate the world.

This shit just never stops! IFHTW.

IFHTW by MR. CM June 14, 2009

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IHTF

web lingo for "I haven't the foggiest", signifies lack of knowledge in the subject matter in question.

Example -
Friend: Wait, are we planning some kind of surprise party for Jack?
Me: IHTF.

IHTF by jmtroyka August 18, 2008

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ifht

an incorrect way of spelling "ight" online because the letter 'f' is close to the letter 'g' on standard keyboards. Other terms related are "aight" or "alright".

Man 1: "Ifht I'll do it for you"
Man 2: "Wtf does ifht mean"?

ifht by AmericasCommunist February 7, 2023

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IFHTT

Stands for I Fuck Horny Trailer Trash. Used by people who have a fetish for white trash.

Dude, IFHTT.

IFHTT by RedneckNoob October 9, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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