IFTPO

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I Forgot To Pull Out and now my friend has a baby boy!!

IFTPO and need to sell much loved car parts.
WTH?
Meet my new baby boy! I'm calling him Super Coupe Parts for now.

IFTPO by Thunderbird SC June 22, 2018

Words you can keep

ifpology

A non-apology where the apologizer seeks to put the onus for an offense on those offended, and the word "if" sets a condition by which they are not really sorry. A form of fauxpology.

"I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my slur."
"So, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you're not sorry? Classic ifpology."

ifpology by Bryianzum January 31, 2018

Related Words

IFTPO • ifpology • Iftlowuru • iftown • iftsooh • iftsooy • iftsou • ILTPO • istpo • itpobm

iftsooh

An acronym: I'd fuck the shit our of her/him

"Mellisa is totally hot"
"yeah, IFTSOOH"

iftsooh by MFOooh March 16, 2008

iftown

slang for the city Idaho Falls in the state of Idaho

There is absolutely nothing to do in IFtown lets go to SLC

iftown by Kaydance July 11, 2006

ILTPO

I’d

Like

To

Point

Out

Pronounced ill-ti-po

ILTPO that you guys are doing VERY well these days.

ILTPO by Marsh71 June 23, 2009

iftsooy

I’ll fuck the shit out of you

“Texting” “comments” IFTSOOY short for I’ll fuck the shit out of you

iftsooy by BBBASHest93 June 7, 2020

yciMc,BSOYT,adMvwb?f,icbydt.ydaFUSas-itikmaagdty.igtpogAaoms!!!

Short for “you come into MY chilis, BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR TITTIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this. you’re disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier - i think i know more about american girl dolls than you. ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!” Originated from Tumblr.

It’s always wyd and never yciMc,BSOYT,adMvwb?f,icbydt.ydaFUSas-itikmaagdty.igtpogAaoms!!!

yciMc,BSOYT,adMvwb?f,icbydt.ydaFUSas-itikmaagdty.igtpogAaoms!!! by Ace Bitch November 30, 2022

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026