IFTPO

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I Forgot To Pull Out and now my friend has a baby boy!!

IFTPO and need to sell much loved car parts.
WTH?
Meet my new baby boy! I'm calling him Super Coupe Parts for now.

IFTPO by Thunderbird SC June 22, 2018

Words you can keep

ifpology

A non-apology where the apologizer seeks to put the onus for an offense on those offended, and the word "if" sets a condition by which they are not really sorry. A form of fauxpology.

"I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my slur."
"So, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you're not sorry? Classic ifpology."

ifpology by Bryianzum January 31, 2018

Related Words

IFTPO • ifpology • Iftlowuru • iftown • iftsooh • iftsooy • iftsou • ILTPO • istpo • itpobm

iftsooh

An acronym: I'd fuck the shit our of her/him

"Mellisa is totally hot"
"yeah, IFTSOOH"

iftsooh by MFOooh March 16, 2008

iftown

slang for the city Idaho Falls in the state of Idaho

There is absolutely nothing to do in IFtown lets go to SLC

iftown by Kaydance July 11, 2006

ILTPO

I’d

Like

To

Point

Out

Pronounced ill-ti-po

ILTPO that you guys are doing VERY well these days.

ILTPO by Marsh71 June 23, 2009

iftsooy

I’ll fuck the shit out of you

“Texting” “comments” IFTSOOY short for I’ll fuck the shit out of you

iftsooy by BBBASHest93 June 7, 2020

yciMc,BSOYT,adMvwb?f,icbydt.ydaFUSas-itikmaagdty.igtpogAaoms!!!

Short for “you come into MY chilis, BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR TITTIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this. you’re disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier - i think i know more about american girl dolls than you. ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!” Originated from Tumblr.

It’s always wyd and never yciMc,BSOYT,adMvwb?f,icbydt.ydaFUSas-itikmaagdty.igtpogAaoms!!!

yciMc,BSOYT,adMvwb?f,icbydt.ydaFUSas-itikmaagdty.igtpogAaoms!!! by Ace Bitch November 30, 2022

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026