IFTPO

I Forgot To Pull Out and now my friend has a baby boy!!

IFTPO and need to sell much loved car parts.
WTH?
Meet my new baby boy! I'm calling him Super Coupe Parts for now.

by Thunderbird SC June 22, 2018

ifpology

A non-apology where the apologizer seeks to put the onus for an offense on those offended, and the word "if" sets a condition by which they are not really sorry. A form of fauxpology.

"I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my slur."
"So, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you're not sorry? Classic ifpology."

by Bryianzum January 31, 2018

iftsooh

An acronym: I'd fuck the shit our of her/him

"Mellisa is totally hot"
"yeah, IFTSOOH"

by MFOooh March 16, 2008

iftown

slang for the city Idaho Falls in the state of Idaho

There is absolutely nothing to do in IFtown lets go to SLC

by Kaydance July 11, 2006

ILTPO

I’d

Like

To

Point

Out

Pronounced ill-ti-po

ILTPO that you guys are doing VERY well these days.

by Marsh71 June 23, 2009

iftsooy

I’ll fuck the shit out of you

“Texting” “comments” IFTSOOY short for I’ll fuck the shit out of you

by BBBASHest93 June 7, 2020

yciMc,BSOYT,adMvwb?f,icbydt.ydaFUSas-itikmaagdty.igtpogAaoms!!!

Short for “you come into MY chilis, BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR TITTIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this. you’re disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier - i think i know more about american girl dolls than you. ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!” Originated from Tumblr.

It’s always wyd and never yciMc,BSOYT,adMvwb?f,icbydt.ydaFUSas-itikmaagdty.igtpogAaoms!!!

by Ace Bitch November 30, 2022