by CJ427 December 9, 2019
Get the ICNLT mug.1. Their leader/s may claim a special, exclusive ministry, revelation or position of authority given by Steve Jobs.
3. They use intimidation or psycho manipulation to keep Apple fans loyal to their ranks. This could be in the form of marketing of dire calamity sent by Steve Jobs if they leave; being shunned by their family and friends etc. This is a vital part of the mind control process.
4. Apple fans will be expected to give substantial financial support to the iCult. This could be compulsory tithing (which is checked); signing over all their property on entering the iCult; coercive methods of instilling guilt on those who have not contributed; selling other goods for the iCult as part of their "ministry".
5. iPad-based cults may ridicule technologies that take up free-will offerings
6. There will be great emphasis on loyalty to the iCult and its marketing. The lives of Apple fans will be totally absorbed into the iCult's activities. They will have little or no time to think for themselves because of physical and emotional exhaustion. This is also a vital part of the mind control process.
9. Any dissent or questioning of the iCult's marketing is discouraged. Criticism in any form is seen as rebellion. There will be an emphasis on authority, unquestioning obedience and submission.
Refugees of the iCult are usually faced with confrontations by other Apple fans with coercion to get them to return to the iCult.
3. They use intimidation or psycho manipulation to keep Apple fans loyal to their ranks. This could be in the form of marketing of dire calamity sent by Steve Jobs if they leave; being shunned by their family and friends etc. This is a vital part of the mind control process.
4. Apple fans will be expected to give substantial financial support to the iCult. This could be compulsory tithing (which is checked); signing over all their property on entering the iCult; coercive methods of instilling guilt on those who have not contributed; selling other goods for the iCult as part of their "ministry".
5. iPad-based cults may ridicule technologies that take up free-will offerings
6. There will be great emphasis on loyalty to the iCult and its marketing. The lives of Apple fans will be totally absorbed into the iCult's activities. They will have little or no time to think for themselves because of physical and emotional exhaustion. This is also a vital part of the mind control process.
9. Any dissent or questioning of the iCult's marketing is discouraged. Criticism in any form is seen as rebellion. There will be an emphasis on authority, unquestioning obedience and submission.
Refugees of the iCult are usually faced with confrontations by other Apple fans with coercion to get them to return to the iCult.
Person 1: "Preston has actually pre-ordered the iPad."
Person 2: "Yeah, hes such a douchebag"
Person 1: "Go easy man. He needs help. Hes been assimilated by the iCult"
Person 2: "still a douchebag though"
Person 1: "true dat!"
Person 2: "Yeah, hes such a douchebag"
Person 1: "Go easy man. He needs help. Hes been assimilated by the iCult"
Person 2: "still a douchebag though"
Person 1: "true dat!"
by u-no-its-true April 6, 2010
Get the iCult mug.Not caring about a particular subject or object that another individual may be conversating about. The term is commonly used amongst black girls conversating via twitter or text.
Girl 1: Girl did you hear that your boyfriend was cheating on you with your bestfriend?
Girl 2: Girl "I care none bout that shit" icnbts she wasnt my real friend and i didnt like him anyways.
Girl 2: Girl "I care none bout that shit" icnbts she wasnt my real friend and i didnt like him anyways.
by kardashiank July 20, 2012
Get the Icnbts mug.i cant lie to you yh (yeah) meaning that you cannot lie to the person you are talking to in a fun way
by devildyt November 3, 2022
Get the icltyy mug.by HEEYY yo i like potatoes July 31, 2016
Get the Icltted mug.including, but not limited to
This insurance policy *does not* cover medical procedures IBNLT: skin tightening, hangover reduction, pimple popping, and cranial deformation reduction.
Accepting these Terms of Agreement waves Your rights to IBNLT: take legal action against the Company outside the courts of the municipality of Dubai, seek legal representation against the Company in a court by a lawyer or similar professional, or seek legal advice regarding topics related to the Company's activities or personnel.
(c) capacity-building for participating and implementing multilateral environment agreements IBNLT: biodiversity and biosafety;
Accepting these Terms of Agreement waves Your rights to IBNLT: take legal action against the Company outside the courts of the municipality of Dubai, seek legal representation against the Company in a court by a lawyer or similar professional, or seek legal advice regarding topics related to the Company's activities or personnel.
(c) capacity-building for participating and implementing multilateral environment agreements IBNLT: biodiversity and biosafety;
by trololo person November 14, 2024
Get the IBNLT mug.