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(acronym), stands for In Bed, Lights Out

When you get to bed whilst texting or messaging a friend/significant other feeling sleepy, and you want to warn them that you may fall asleep at any moment (even mid-conversation), so, should it happen, they won't be worried that you hate them/had a stroke.
Guy: Hey, btw, IBLOW

Girl: Wtf??

Guy: ..............
IBLO by gingernutter April 13, 2014
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Corona iblocked

One who wears a protective mask and your iPhone password screen does not recognize your face.
I went to use my iphones facial screen turn on and I was Corona Iblocked because of my personal protective mask.
Corona iblocked by Chrisgeo73 April 13, 2020
When a person blocks an isle in a store or line or the sidewalk by standing there looking at their iphone or other smart phone
Sorry it took me so long, I totally got iBlocked everywhere I went in there!
iBlock by stockboy79 May 26, 2010
Blood on the tracks of New York City Subway from people who die trying to get back a fallen iPod, an iPhone, or any other object.
Do you know a New Yorker died trying to recover an iPod from the tracks of NY City subway?

iBlood!
iBlood by rperazag May 19, 2010
To be in a thread before an event, and in this instance; a locked thread
"You posted goatse.cx!! *expletive* *explitive* IBlock!!"
iblock by Toe Knee November 29, 2004
The iBlock is a new apple device made for literally nothing. It serves 0 purpose in your life. The iBlock is the shape of a larger airpods case and has a battery light that glows amber when low battery. It has a charging hole for charging too. You have to charge it but it still does nothing. It's just a piece of useless fucking chargeable plastic.
"Hey! Look! I just got the new iBlock!"
iBlock by sebbsukz March 28, 2023
a word for describing something that doesnt exist
peter - that meal was completely triliforgasly
john - you just made that word up, its a complete iblogg

peter - im scared of ghosts
john - ghosts are iblogg's