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(acronym), stands for In Bed, Lights Out

When you get to bed whilst texting or messaging a friend/significant other feeling sleepy, and you want to warn them that you may fall asleep at any moment (even mid-conversation), so, should it happen, they won't be worried that you hate them/had a stroke.
Guy: Hey, btw, IBLOW

Girl: Wtf??

Guy: ..............
IBLO by gingernutter April 13, 2014
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Corona iblocked

One who wears a protective mask and your iPhone password screen does not recognize your face.
I went to use my iphones facial screen turn on and I was Corona Iblocked because of my personal protective mask.
Corona iblocked by Chrisgeo73 April 13, 2020
When a person blocks an isle in a store or line or the sidewalk by standing there looking at their iphone or other smart phone
Sorry it took me so long, I totally got iBlocked everywhere I went in there!
iBlock by stockboy79 May 26, 2010
Blood on the tracks of New York City Subway from people who die trying to get back a fallen iPod, an iPhone, or any other object.
Do you know a New Yorker died trying to recover an iPod from the tracks of NY City subway?

iBlood!
iBlood by rperazag May 19, 2010
To be in a thread before an event, and in this instance; a locked thread
"You posted goatse.cx!! *expletive* *explitive* IBlock!!"
iblock by Toe Knee November 29, 2004
The iBlock is a new apple device made for literally nothing. It serves 0 purpose in your life. The iBlock is the shape of a larger airpods case and has a battery light that glows amber when low battery. It has a charging hole for charging too. You have to charge it but it still does nothing. It's just a piece of useless fucking chargeable plastic.
"Hey! Look! I just got the new iBlock!"
iBlock by sebbsukz March 28, 2023
a word for describing something that doesnt exist
peter - that meal was completely triliforgasly
john - you just made that word up, its a complete iblogg

peter - im scared of ghosts
john - ghosts are iblogg's
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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