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I want to [fuck] 

In modern vernacular the most direct way of saying you have the desire to copulate. If spoken aloud, there will be no doubt about your mindset, with any person that speaks english or several other languages. The thing that every guy want's to hear from his prom date. Other SYNONYMS would include; I want to sex you up, I want to get naked,I want to do the horizontal bop, I want to make it with you, I want to make sweet love to ya woman(chef), Or the following statement which involves the same act of human copulation, however may cause erectile disfunction(ED),and therefore virtually impossible to "fill the order"; I want to have your baby.
two old guys standing at the bus stop, an extremely hot young woman, wearing a very form fitting short knit skirt and low cut knit top,saunters by the "gentlemen":
OLD GUY #1: Oy vay! I want to fuck her.
OLD GUY #2: Out of what ?
I want to [fuck] by TERRYZZ February 17, 2009
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i want to fuck 

I am so horny right now I want to fuck you
i want to fuck by Fonzie99 May 17, 2021

I want to [fuck] her in the worst way 

Standing up in a hammock
Playboy stud # 1 : "I want to fuck her in the worst way".
Playboy stud # 2 : "Wouldn't the missionary position be good enough?.

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i want you to fuck me Jerry 

I want to have fuck with you 

This phrase is specifically when you wake up with no memories of anything so you go up to a woman and try to seduce her
Suggestion - Challenging 12 Try *The Expression* on her - let her know you want her. Physically.

[CHECK FAILURE]

SUGGESTION Challenging: Failure — The words have already left your mouth...

"I want to have fuck with you."

I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction
I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard
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murderhobo 

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