i cunt 

possibly meant as "i can't"

<xana> build tawer
<mix_sota> i cunt

i cunt by <AMS>SILVER October 3, 2008

I Cunt Hear You 

Verb. Stick your limp dick in your special lady friends ear, with your left hand cover her other ear. Commence blasting so that your balls are smacking the side of her head. When you start to get real hard smash your dick in your ear until she screams "OUCH!!" or "Shit that hurt!!!" at which point you reply "I cunt hear you."

After pulling the triple back tittie lick, screwdriving twisting double lutz drop on my girl she said "SHIT THAT WAS DEAF!" I said "No, this is deaf". And proceeded with the "I cunt hear you."

I Cunt Hear You by Cayton Cleet June 18, 2009

I cunt comment 

An individual on social media who turns on

‘No reply’ I.E their able to throw their two pence into a debate and run.

‘ Somebody online expressed to me their opinions on the geopolitical status of the Philippines yesterday ’

‘0 interesting what did you reply back?’

‘ I cunt comment, they were cyber cowards’

I cunt comment by I cunt comment May 18, 2022

twat, i cunt hear you 

a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear

Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."

twat, i cunt hear you by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Cunt-p·i·tal·ist 

n. 1) an individual or collection of individuals who egregiously profit off of the pain, suffering, and/or misery of humans or animals, 2) an individual or collection of individuals who use Obamacare as an excuse for eliminating jobs or decreasing the aggregate livable wages (or hours) of their employees so they do not have to comply with the legislative requirements of the Affordable Care Act, but can still send their children to private schools in Land Rovers.

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Paul Ryan's opposition to the Affordable Care Act makes him a "Cunt-p·i·tal·ist".

That "Cunt-p·i·tal·ist" just eliminated the job of a excruciatingly hard working American mother of four.

Cunt-p·i·tal·ist by FN Q-Bama August 17, 2013

shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head 

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.

Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head by Way Of The Gun fan July 30, 2008

i dont give a cunt suck 

n. state of being where you dont care about something. kind of the same thing as not giving a fuck or not giving a shit except more extreme.

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: not much
guy 1: wanna do something later
guy 2: yea what?
guy 1: i dont give a cunt suck as long as we do something.

i dont give a cunt suck by thatguywiththefaceballs October 2, 2010