Something you say at the end of every work day when you come home exhausted and life doesn’t make any sense and just isn’t worth it

Something you scream into the pillow in your room when you’re alone

Something you say because you have long-lasting clinical depression that never goes away

I want to fucking die living is only pain and not worth it

I want to fucking die by kuykee11 February 11, 2019

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I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

I want to speak to the manager by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019

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I want to die

What the fuck do you think it means

Jim: "I want to die".
Bob:"THE FUCK DO I SAY TO THAT!?!???!?"

I want to die by Idkwhodoyouthink January 9, 2018

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i want to shoot myself

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.

"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".

i want to shoot myself by Unknown number13 April 13, 2014

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I want to fucking die

The phrase all of us say when we make regrets after regrets after regrets. Especially when those regrets bite us in the ass HARD. More likely to say it, and with more passion, especially when the consequences of your regrets are spelt out for you right in front of your face.

Idk why i said this, i want to fucking die.

Idk why i keep doing the same, godawful shit, i want to fucking die.

Why the fuck did i think this was okay, i want to fucking die.

Why the fuck is all of this bullshit happening to me, i want to fucking die.

I want to fucking die by _kill_me_please_ September 28, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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