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I Loosened It For You
What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you open this jar of Mayo?
Guy 2: Sure
<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>
Guy 2: I loosened it for you...
<As Guy 1 laughs>
Guy 2: Sure
<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>
Guy 2: I loosened it for you...
<As Guy 1 laughs>
I Loosened It For You by G-Negro December 15, 2008
I loosened it for you
What people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person's actions.
Literal:
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."
Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."
Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"
I loosened it for you by GRAMMAR-POLICE October 16, 2010
i lose
It's a Weird little game.
The name of the game is I Lose. The object of the game is not to think about the game. Should you think of the game then you lose. When you lose the game you have thirty minutes to forget about the game. After that thirty minutes you're able to lose again. When you lose the game you have to say "I lose" out loud, so that anyone around you who plays the game will also lose. If your lucky there will be people around you who don't know about the game and will ask what it's all about. :) Now that you've read this you'll be playing the game for the rest of your life and random things will remind you of the game. Have fun ^^
The name of the game is I Lose. The object of the game is not to think about the game. Should you think of the game then you lose. When you lose the game you have thirty minutes to forget about the game. After that thirty minutes you're able to lose again. When you lose the game you have to say "I lose" out loud, so that anyone around you who plays the game will also lose. If your lucky there will be people around you who don't know about the game and will ask what it's all about. :) Now that you've read this you'll be playing the game for the rest of your life and random things will remind you of the game. Have fun ^^
i lose by Dustin Martin January 6, 2008
i loser you
A three word phrase that signifies a feeling within a relationship.
in other words as in i love you/i care for you. just replacing the word love/care with loser.
A cute way of saying i love you to another.
in other words as in i love you/i care for you. just replacing the word love/care with loser.
A cute way of saying i love you to another.
i loser you by Jasmine<3 October 29, 2008
I lose
A phrase that started at Santa Susana High School in Simi Valley, CA. It's used when one person is talking about something, and another person takes those words and twists them into something sexual. Instead of saying what they're thinking, they would simply say 'i lose'.