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When you the only possible outcome is you having it
Friend: Dude, you gotta get on that chick
You: Bro, I gots
I Gots by Harebear November 20, 2010
Words you can keep

I Gots You 

When someone has gots you it means that they have yo back, they’re there for you, they’ll help you out whenever you need it, when your upset they’ll be there to comfort you, they joke around with you, they keep their promises, they miss you when your gone, they do things for you to make you smile and laugh, they trust you, they need you in their life, they luvs you 🌚💕
I gots you more Legoff

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I Gots You by Maximus825 April 30, 2019

I gots my Ice-cubes 

When a person of the male gender gets a boner but it is in too much of an inappropriate place for the male to announce it to his bros(,classroom) When his bros here this they instantly turn to see the reason for the boner.
Brett: I GOTS MY ICE-CUBES!!!!!
Rony (turning to see the sexy Danielle bending down in front of Brett):I GOTS MY ICE-CUBES!!!!

i gots ta getcha 

if we're in the backseat of my car and you tell me "baby, I need to go down south"...the jermaine dupri song will soon be playing in my head "gotta getcha." forget the fucking visa swipe. i will pull out my pimp mastercard, to discover, so i can express my american girl entitled right to check if your credit is good or bad with your penis. you won't get close to my south pole arena before i get to yours.
if you're credit is bad: after the check-out i gots ta getcha out.
if you're credit is good: you can stay up in my south-pole hood
i gots ta getcha by A*TOWN November 30, 2006

i gots my'nz 

How black people say "I got my"
I don't need a degree, cause I gots my'nz
i gots my'nz by Pizzlej January 15, 2022

What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.
Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

Igotsucc 

When a man wold say I got succ or i got the succ is referring to oral sex with a woman

Also a fire meme page
I went over to her place and igotsucc
Igotsucc by @yeetcell March 1, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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