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I ARE TECH
A user of the internet banned multiple times for hate speech or some shit he does a series known as "your channel sucks"
I ARE TECH by charcoal8shit July 27, 2017
i are yesington
Enrique: Shit muchacho, it'll take like 20 jimmys to cover that elephant's dick
Harold: Just shimmy it on there.
Elephant (hearing this from afar): I ARE YESINGTON!
Enrique: I'd better get going,then.
Harold: Just shimmy it on there.
Elephant (hearing this from afar): I ARE YESINGTON!
Enrique: I'd better get going,then.
i are yesington by kid from delphia March 19, 2009
the way i are
the way i are by amy, yo August 23, 2007
You and I Are Tight
A hand sign for friends.
Place your thumb against the palm of your hand, then cross your middle and ring finger. The pinky finger represents the word 'you', the index finger represents the words 'and I', and the crossed middle / ring fingers represent the words 'are tight'.
Now, with your other hand, point to your pinky, index, and crossed middle / ring fingers, respectively. "You and I are tight".
*special thanks to Justin for this one <3*
Place your thumb against the palm of your hand, then cross your middle and ring finger. The pinky finger represents the word 'you', the index finger represents the words 'and I', and the crossed middle / ring fingers represent the words 'are tight'.
Now, with your other hand, point to your pinky, index, and crossed middle / ring fingers, respectively. "You and I are tight".
*special thanks to Justin for this one <3*
Dude 1: Are we really best friends?
Dude 2: Are you kidding?? *makes hand symbol* You and I are tight!
Dude 2: Are you kidding?? *makes hand symbol* You and I are tight!
You and I Are Tight by _allismine_ December 20, 2006
who do you think i are
who do you think i are by da fat black man February 18, 2009
When Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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