Synonym for New York definition of "word". Originated and only exists in Tiverton/ Newport Rhode Island. Definition best depicted through the "I-Hop Paradigm"
Person 1: I miss Connuh, he's my best friend!
Person 2: Well lets go pick him up and go on an ODBC
Person 1: I'm pissed!
a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.
if you hear this im really sorry for you because that means enemy neon is going full gay mode and she will probably ace. if its overtime in your uprank game then your probably even more fucked because you will lose the game and delete it because you are hardstuck bronze for 1 year and cant get out because of neon #nerfneon
oy! im pi... (she got killed and you upranked)
oy! im pissed... ace (unlucky)
bro if u hear that im really sorry for you because that means that enemy team has gay neon who just activated her noskill ult to get her easiest ace and probably her only ace in her life rip you #nerfneon
OY! IM PIS- *dies*
or if youre unlucky:
OY! IM PISSED *gets a stoopid ace*
One of the best White Chicks phrases: 'Im so, freakin, pissed'... Then they go on about how bad their day was.
'Im so freaking pissed...first, I go to doctor layman to get my nose done, I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, and he makes me look like freakin' SHREK!' *weeps*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!