i'm going to kill myself 

Ok

Suicidal person: "I'm going to kill myself"
Person: "ok"

i'm going to kill myself by Dr.Bleachchugger February 16, 2018

I'm going to kill myself 

Expression

Something that especially a suicidal person would say to underline that they have gone through a lot and are not able to mentally or physically keep up with the current situation anymore.

My life is nothing but endless suffer, I think I'm going to kill myself

I'm going to kill myself by by the Reaper July 23, 2018

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! 

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

im going to ducking kill myself 

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

im going to ducking kill myself by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021