Hypocist

A hypocrite and a narcissist combined saying that someone is both a hypocrite and a narcissist

Adam is a hypocist he judges people and only cares for himself

by M-40 DrAcO May 16, 2023

hypocristeria

A condition where one gets excessively outraged about something said online or in media, and demanding sackings, after having previously been outraged by someone's excessive outrage about something said online in media, and demanding sackings.

The right's outrage and demands for sacking of Yassmin Abdel-Magied after outrage over demands for the sacking of Bill Leak reeks of hypocristeria.

by The Real Coxy April 26, 2017

Hypocristmas

The time of the year when people who do not practice the christian religion celebrate the Christmas religious holiday.

Merry hypocristmas to you!

by The dormouse November 3, 2016

hypocristic

combo of hypocrite and criticism.

Gary called the class hypocristic after they made fun of him.

by estrins class October 17, 2017

Hypodistanceistanaswesternhypotubocolosis

Staying distanced from someone with turbocolosis.

I hypodistanceistanaswesternhypotubocolosis to stay away from my friend.

by LONG LIVE 🇺🇦 UKRAINE! March 7, 2022

hypodistance

The phenomenon where something or someone runs too fast and therefore doesn't have enough energy and or motivation to run enough distance.

1: Man, I shouldn't had done 50 400s on the track cuz now I barely broke 46 on my 10k.
2: So you've got hypodistance?
1: Yeah, I'm hypodistanced.

by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc September 23, 2023

hypodistance

The phenomenon where something or someone runs too fast and therefore doesn't have enough energy to run enough distance.

1: Man, I shouldn't had done those 400s cuz now I barely broke 46 on my 10k.
2: So you've got hypodistance?
1: Yeah, I'm hypodistanced.

by 42839683098-139703609942165240 September 23, 2023