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hypodistance 

The phenomenon where something or someone runs too fast and therefore doesn't have enough energy to run enough distance.
1: Man, I shouldn't had done those 400s cuz now I barely broke 46 on my 10k.
2: So you've got hypodistance?
1: Yeah, I'm hypodistanced.

Hypodistanceistanaswesternhypotubocolosis 

Staying distanced from someone with turbocolosis.
I hypodistanceistanaswesternhypotubocolosis to stay away from my friend.