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Hyonking 

Something unnecessarily or impressively large. Can be used to make simple adjectives bigger.
Used similarly to Honking.
That’s a big hyonking dog.
Hyonking by MrKindaEpic July 10, 2021
Words you can keep

honking out a dirt snake 

taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.
I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".

or

Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!

honking my horn 

To honk one's horn can be a blunt yet very subtle way of mentioning masturbation. This can be found in the hit Broadway show Avenue Q.
TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Better Grammar version:
I was up all night honking my horn to porn!

Boobie Honking 

The act of grabbing tits and saying either "Honk" or similarly making a honking noise.
I totally boobie honked my girlfriend and she was pissed.

My interests include boobie honking, marijuana, and large quantities of alcohol.
Boobie Honking by Bumber2 February 28, 2011

Turd Honking for the Right of Way 

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.
ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

Honking goose 

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water
Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose
Honking goose by checkno mode May 23, 2022

Michigan honking 

Applying a bike horn to someones genitals and honking with such intensity that they vomit up their intestines
I am going to give Dan a Michigan honking
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