Hymnic

When an idiot chokes and you have no clue what your supposed to do so you scream "HYMNIC"

Player 1: *chokes on a cookie

Player 2: OH HYMNIC!

by Softballpitcher26 June 24, 2019

The Hymlick

When you give oral sex to a chick that's a virgin.

"Hey man, did you hook up with that girl last night?"
"Nah, dawg. She's a virgin, so I just gave her the Hymlick."

by ohmydayum21 August 28, 2012

hypnic jerk

You're gently falling asleep after a long, hard day of tiring work. You're feeling very peaceful, with a big fluffy comforter and your head pressed snugly into your pillow. You can feel everything fading away whOHMYGODWHATTHEFJUCKGNINGA! Oh, DAMN! Oh, damn! Oh, man, that was scary.

You're sitting up in the pitch black, panting and covered in sweat. What the hell was that?! You hope that that will never happen again.

But it will, trust me. It will happen again. And again. And again.

A hypnic jerk is a good way to finish your day with your heart speeding at 160 bpm.

by Sleazy Z-Bro May 11, 2013

hypnic jerk

The act of alleviating morning wood while half-asleep.

"I woke myself up with a nice hypnic jerk this morning."

by aksjdlasji2942ujirjsdl October 5, 2019

HmmNick

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by urban urban urban urban April 16, 2022

hymnifnihe

an odd and very frightening creature that often appears for one or two seconds in bright side videos. no one is really sure what they look like, but they are still extremely scary

bob: hey did you jus see that hymnifnihe
billy: no! what’s one of them? it sounds nightmare inducing

by earlysunsetsinroom708 May 11, 2020

hypnic jerk

The "What are you retard's" That you get before you fall asleep

I gots the big jolts, before i fell asleep

by krys November 7, 2004