Hypnico

Literally: Bringer of hypnic jerks. Alternatively: He who seeks to help by shaking the foundations of the complacent establishment. One who sets new standards and raises the bar.

That guy Hypnico is changing the game!

Noone does it like Hypnico!
Hypnico's work is unmistakable!

Hypnico by Hypnico November 23, 2021

hypnic jerk

You're gently falling asleep after a long, hard day of tiring work. You're feeling very peaceful, with a big fluffy comforter and your head pressed snugly into your pillow. You can feel everything fading away whOHMYGODWHATTHEFJUCKGNINGA! Oh, DAMN! Oh, damn! Oh, man, that was scary.

You're sitting up in the pitch black, panting and covered in sweat. What the hell was that?! You hope that that will never happen again.

But it will, trust me. It will happen again. And again. And again.

A hypnic jerk is a good way to finish your day with your heart speeding at 160 bpm.

hypnic jerk by Sleazy Z-Bro May 11, 2013

hypnic jerk

The act of alleviating morning wood while half-asleep.

"I woke myself up with a nice hypnic jerk this morning."

hypnic jerk by aksjdlasji2942ujirjsdl October 5, 2019

hypnic jerk

The "What are you retard's" That you get before you fall asleep

I gots the big jolts, before i fell asleep

hypnic jerk by krys November 7, 2004

hypniloquy 

talking while asleep.

Hypniloquy has been his problem since his childhood.

hypniloquy by uttam maharjan September 10, 2010

Hypnocornuperiluos 

It's the combines Greek/Latin roots of the words, like, Tired-Horny-sad/depressed to form a word that can be used in a late night conversation for example, when you are tired and sad over or because of something, and also being horny.

:It was late and John Doe was in his room talking to his buddy Jane Doe
"Man, I so Hypnocornuperiluos. "

"The fuck does that mean lol"
"Im tired and I wanna go to bed. I'm so depressed and all I really wanna do is jerk off. "
"Type shit"

Hypnocornuperiluos by Glitchedchaos May 15, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019